The blind couple...

Him:

Yesterday we finally decided to take our big, lazy, sedentary but overall nice looking bottoms and go to an eye specialist to officially become four-eyed freaks and I mean this in a bad way, not in a good way...
So, as soon as I finish the torture shift a.k.a. work, we met in front of the store / medical office, and went inside with heads held high to learn the gruesome verdict. We first enter in the store, where all the frames where exposed, and in the back was a tinny, little, microscopic, matchbox wannabe, medical office. And world, I'm not kidding, it was REALLY small.

QUICK INFO: Boring life fact: apart from the tourism revenuers which made us millionaires, to make some pocket money I'm looking for bugs in future technologies and I found it funny that yesterday, technology was looking for bugs inside my eyes. geek fun moment FINISHED...


All in all, the verdict was that I need glasses for distance and Her needs glasses for reading. Now, the fun part, caused by the surplus oxygen available when coming out of the matchbox which made us tingly, joyful and all together retard like exited when it came to frames picking. Don't need to tell you that we tried like 1.098.876 frames and the store ladies where kinda rushing us as closing time was fast approaching and we did not gave any signs of deciding yet. Of course we bought the full option models with all the filters and all the stuff we really don't actually need but we like to brag with fancy words and strange abbreviations :))

Can't wait for my glasses...