hitting back

Her:

After a couple of days in which my darling, beloved, wonderful, divine, significant other has taken the initiative of sharing tiny bits of our life together, i truly believe that it is time for me to hit back.

And isn't it something at which we women perform in an extraordinary manner? As this is only a rhetorical question , i 'll take the liberty of answering it my self: Yes, we are tremendously exceptional when it comes to hitting back.

But the truth is, my little Him, took all the interesting subjects away from me. Can you imagine what boring life we may have if the only interesting subjects of our life are cooking or going to an optician 50 years before we are normally supposed to? But believe us our little life together is far from being as boring as it may sound: a little fart, making horrible digestive noises after supper, tickling each other between the ribbons or at their toes (without knowing that this is a officially recognized way of killing somebody-hope you take good notice of this information Him-), are just small and funny ways of making the best of our life together.